Even now, during football's off-season, the great minds at ESPN try to scrape together any piece of crap information into an article for Brady. The author, ESPN's Mike Reiss, took an uninteresting, unexciting happening and managed to get it on ESPN's front page. Seriously! It's entitled, "Bill Belichick knows the perfect lacrosse position for Tom Brady" and it details...wait. If you read the title, you basically read the article.
ESPN, you never cease to amaze and disappoint us at RUCerealBox. We will continue to expose your bias and favoritism in sports, especially when we see bunk articles about Tom Brady playing lacrosse.
To paraphrase the principal from Billy Madison (1995):
"Mr. Reiss, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent "article" were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on the internet is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."